Tales from the Metro

Departure
His eyes follow her
slowly swallowed by the crowd
she appears waving

Arrival
His eyes follow her
slowly emerging from the crowd
spit out in his arms

Whympires?

1 episode down True Blood and a couple of things just came to my mind, more like tickling queries.

1) Why are vampires broody? And, taking it further, why are women attracted to broody men?

As fast as Robert Pattinson was in his actions, his responses while talking were annoyingly decelerated. Now unless he's reciting Neruda I don't think I have any reason to stare into his colored lens covered eyes.

I once liked a broody shy guy in 8th grade. But after a while I realized he was just arrogant. Now that I know him a little better, I think it was the shy thing wonly. I guess I made up nasty things about him in my head 'cause he had a crush on our school slut and couldn't care less about me.

You see how I turn everything into anything about me? And, can broody and shy go together?

2) How do you get attracted to a person who's physically cold all the time?

I mean, I live in Delhi. And I hate winters. The only times I've enjoyed it...

So yeah. Cold not hot for the Atrisa.

3) Points 1) and 2) are important 'cause I could never figure out the crux of the matter - The Boner. How do you get one without blood?

Ok, so they drink blood. They have some in their system. Then why are they cold?

If blood dissolves like food, do they excrete?

If they excrete and they don't contain any blood then how do they get the boner!?!?!

Talk about a challenge in the bedroom. Grrr!

Episode 2 True Blood or Episode 14 Modern Family?

Latter. Hmm.