Back in 2007 I thought I was the funniest person around. Read on, you'll know why I was wrong.
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They talk, you listen. They talk, you listen. They talk, ok you get the idea, they’re all talk…
A Trisal originates from a small village in Kashmir and the inhabitants of this village are extremely Trisalian; beady eyes, crooked nose, you might even mistake them to be oddly beautiful, but like I said, you might be mistaken…
Kaul, Dhar, Tikku etc. are all brothers of a Trisal, only more sissy. They quietly observe and crib with their scorn, whereas you have to make sure you never annoy a Trisal, you don’t want an already loud and obnoxious unit of that species to turn into a potentially dangerous drama king/queen (Relax! Medical researchers are currently in the process of making anti-Trisal vaccines)
Trisals are multi taskers, losers on multi levels. A Trisal always grows beyond 158 cm, more often than not in breadth. They work less and talk about it as if they are being working like white mules in the cold Himalayan weather (what?!?!) Their blood, however, is a blend of apple juice and snow.
They make bad jokes as the last one and then snort/grunt alongside.
They make sure they tell everyone about their Russian lineage so they can make themselves sound exotic. Show offs! Maybe they should change Trisal to Trisalikov/Trisalikova and bear hopes of becoming a Czar/Czarina someday.
They don’t have hair, theirs is something that resembles a horse’s tail. Rest have a visibly smooth scalp.
In Digital Distress by LAN Brown you will find a machine that does not decode but forms complex, unbreakable codes. That machine is a TRISL.
What is Trisalkaidekaphobia? Fear of number 13? Well congrats, your GRE prep is impeccable! But look again, Trisalkaidekaphobia is fear of a Trisal.
It was rumored that the British fled India cuz they met a Trisal and since then as per the law, 20 hours with a Trisal is an acceptable method of execution in 15 Indian States.
How to wipe out Trisals
1) Ask it to prepare for CAT…yet again!
2) Put 3 more pieces of Roganjosh in its thali (When they say they have diarrhea, believe them and slowly walk away)
3) Ask it to listen to Hindi songs
4) Put it on a vegetarian diet for a month (Navratre are half death itself, twice a year)
Peace Out!
-Czarina A.Trisalikova
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They talk, you listen. They talk, you listen. They talk, ok you get the idea, they’re all talk…
A Trisal originates from a small village in Kashmir and the inhabitants of this village are extremely Trisalian; beady eyes, crooked nose, you might even mistake them to be oddly beautiful, but like I said, you might be mistaken…
Kaul, Dhar, Tikku etc. are all brothers of a Trisal, only more sissy. They quietly observe and crib with their scorn, whereas you have to make sure you never annoy a Trisal, you don’t want an already loud and obnoxious unit of that species to turn into a potentially dangerous drama king/queen (Relax! Medical researchers are currently in the process of making anti-Trisal vaccines)
Trisals are multi taskers, losers on multi levels. A Trisal always grows beyond 158 cm, more often than not in breadth. They work less and talk about it as if they are being working like white mules in the cold Himalayan weather (what?!?!) Their blood, however, is a blend of apple juice and snow.
They make bad jokes as the last one and then snort/grunt alongside.
They make sure they tell everyone about their Russian lineage so they can make themselves sound exotic. Show offs! Maybe they should change Trisal to Trisalikov/Trisalikova and bear hopes of becoming a Czar/Czarina someday.
They don’t have hair, theirs is something that resembles a horse’s tail. Rest have a visibly smooth scalp.
In Digital Distress by LAN Brown you will find a machine that does not decode but forms complex, unbreakable codes. That machine is a TRISL.
What is Trisalkaidekaphobia? Fear of number 13? Well congrats, your GRE prep is impeccable! But look again, Trisalkaidekaphobia is fear of a Trisal.
It was rumored that the British fled India cuz they met a Trisal and since then as per the law, 20 hours with a Trisal is an acceptable method of execution in 15 Indian States.
How to wipe out Trisals
1) Ask it to prepare for CAT…yet again!
2) Put 3 more pieces of Roganjosh in its thali (When they say they have diarrhea, believe them and slowly walk away)
3) Ask it to listen to Hindi songs
4) Put it on a vegetarian diet for a month (Navratre are half death itself, twice a year)
Peace Out!
-Czarina A.Trisalikova
9 comments:
ill wipe you bababay
Shut up, Gadi.
I have lived in Kashmir for long....are u a Kashmiri?
haha good one trisalaaaaaakova
For all one knows, maybe, just maybe, a czar and a czarina might be a welcome distraction from all the types running amok all around.
The Hindi Songs bit, I didn't quite get it.
I am Kashmiri, yes but born and brought up in Delhi. My grandfather moved out of Srinagar during the partition.
How is it that you've lived in Kashmir? Dad in the army?
:D Czarina says Hi!
Perfect.
Arre I don't listen to Hindi music. The post is not about the entire community, it's about me. It always is :P
Trisalkaidekaphobia! Hahaha!! :D
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