Nice guys finish last

While we were parting

he hugged me and said

We are too similar 

we won't work.

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While we were parting

he kissed me and regretfully informed

We are too different

we won't work.

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I remember a boy from way back

when I didn't know how to love

and how to make it last

I declared

We don't stand a chance,

we're completely different people.

He sat me down and said

We have different tastes in music

but we watch the same movies.

I like to play basketball, which you hate

but we both enjoy a cricket match on telly

You love Chinese food, I never will

but we both gorge on Mughlai

You're temperamental, I'm not

but we laugh at the same jokes.

We are worlds apart in some ways

in some we're identical

Whenever there's a clash

won't you meet me halfway?

Sometimes it will be peaceful

other times we'll argue 

and you will throw things around the house

then we will make up

and proceed to making love.

Won't it be fun?

You were right, my love

but I had other plans.

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While we were parting

he hugged me and said

We are too similar 

we won't work.

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While we were parting

he kissed me and regretfully informed

We are too different

we won't work.

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