OK, so 'simple' is a bit of an overstatement but here goes nothing.
Before you read on, male reader, you need to know that this process is effective only if carried out with utmost patience. Think of yourself as a brand and you are carrying out a marketing campaign to, well...market yourself to the desired target audience. Remember! You cannot expect instant results, brand building starts with engaging the audience and then making the kill. You get? (Sorry, I've been working too hard. NOT.)
So you see this girl in your campus/workplace and you get basic info on her - name, where she lives, relationship status (if information is easily available. When in doubt, check facebook) and whatever you need to know for sure she isn't some psycho obsessive bitch. You realize you have no common friends with her who could introduce you to her. So how *do* you get her attention?
Step 1: Find out all the places where she spends the most amount of time.
It could be the canteen, the library, or anywhere which is common to the two of you. The idea is to get the maximum OTS (Opportunity To See) And when I say OTS, I mean for her to see you and not you to see her. Jeez! However, don't forget to be clandestine during this period.
Step 2: Be present at those places *before* she comes there, *not* after.
Hopefully by now you've already observed her day pattern and noted the times when she's present at those locations. The idea is to make it seem like a coincidence that you're there and not to come across as a stalker, 'cause that would mean instant rejection.
Step 3: Notice her casually
Now that you're at the same places for max OTS, ensure you are not staring at her 'cause that would be creepy. If she passes you by, just lift your head and glance at her once or twice. Try meeting her eye if the opportunity arises. This needs to be done for atleast 2 weeks. The idea is to be subtle, not over enthusiastic. Try to keep it in your pants, yeah?
Step 4: Redo Step 3
2 weeks is good enough time for a girl to know that she's being consistently looked at. If she's lost in her own world, her best friends won't be. They'll tell her about it. And then she'll start noticing you noticing her. What do you do? You carry on doing what you were doing in Step 3. If she's not showing any positive/neutral interest in you, abort mission.
Step 5: Show sudden disinterest aka play hard to get
It has been a month that she knows you've been noticing her but you still haven't shown any inclination to approaching her to talk to her. At this point of time, she is mildly curious about you. She might have even asked around your basic demographic details. What do you do in return? Stop carrying out Step 3. Just stop noticing her. Stop cold turkey. Again, 2 weeks. Unfortunately, and I hate to say it as a woman myself, you have to play on her insecurities.
Step 6: Redo Step 5 + Observe her behavior
Now the girl's just losing it! How could you show such strong interest in her and then just stop? Was it something she did? Did you suddenly realize after a month's time that she's not good enough for you? So, now to get *your* attention back, she will start dressing better, find out the places where you go to and so on. At this point of time you know you have her attention.
Step 7: Time to make the kill.
So, your friends have seen her friends and vice versa. You all know of each other and thus aren't strangers anymore. This would be a decent time for your friend to talk to her friend. Or if you feel confident enough, you can approach her yourself. How you conduct yourself beyond this is totally up to you. Your life is a fucking ship and you're the captain.
How do I know this works?
I've seen my guy friends do it successfully. But I truly realized the potential of this trick when one day I inadvertently found myself in Step 4-5 of the process :)
Listen, I'm not guaranteeing anything! All the steps are sequential, skipping even one could throw the entire work out of the window.
Happy wooing ;) Let me know how it goes?
Before you read on, male reader, you need to know that this process is effective only if carried out with utmost patience. Think of yourself as a brand and you are carrying out a marketing campaign to, well...market yourself to the desired target audience. Remember! You cannot expect instant results, brand building starts with engaging the audience and then making the kill. You get? (Sorry, I've been working too hard. NOT.)
So you see this girl in your campus/workplace and you get basic info on her - name, where she lives, relationship status (if information is easily available. When in doubt, check facebook) and whatever you need to know for sure she isn't some psycho obsessive bitch. You realize you have no common friends with her who could introduce you to her. So how *do* you get her attention?
Step 1: Find out all the places where she spends the most amount of time.
It could be the canteen, the library, or anywhere which is common to the two of you. The idea is to get the maximum OTS (Opportunity To See) And when I say OTS, I mean for her to see you and not you to see her. Jeez! However, don't forget to be clandestine during this period.
Step 2: Be present at those places *before* she comes there, *not* after.
Hopefully by now you've already observed her day pattern and noted the times when she's present at those locations. The idea is to make it seem like a coincidence that you're there and not to come across as a stalker, 'cause that would mean instant rejection.
Step 3: Notice her casually
Now that you're at the same places for max OTS, ensure you are not staring at her 'cause that would be creepy. If she passes you by, just lift your head and glance at her once or twice. Try meeting her eye if the opportunity arises. This needs to be done for atleast 2 weeks. The idea is to be subtle, not over enthusiastic. Try to keep it in your pants, yeah?
Step 4: Redo Step 3
2 weeks is good enough time for a girl to know that she's being consistently looked at. If she's lost in her own world, her best friends won't be. They'll tell her about it. And then she'll start noticing you noticing her. What do you do? You carry on doing what you were doing in Step 3. If she's not showing any positive/neutral interest in you, abort mission.
Step 5: Show sudden disinterest aka play hard to get
It has been a month that she knows you've been noticing her but you still haven't shown any inclination to approaching her to talk to her. At this point of time, she is mildly curious about you. She might have even asked around your basic demographic details. What do you do in return? Stop carrying out Step 3. Just stop noticing her. Stop cold turkey. Again, 2 weeks. Unfortunately, and I hate to say it as a woman myself, you have to play on her insecurities.
Step 6: Redo Step 5 + Observe her behavior
Now the girl's just losing it! How could you show such strong interest in her and then just stop? Was it something she did? Did you suddenly realize after a month's time that she's not good enough for you? So, now to get *your* attention back, she will start dressing better, find out the places where you go to and so on. At this point of time you know you have her attention.
Step 7: Time to make the kill.
So, your friends have seen her friends and vice versa. You all know of each other and thus aren't strangers anymore. This would be a decent time for your friend to talk to her friend. Or if you feel confident enough, you can approach her yourself. How you conduct yourself beyond this is totally up to you. Your life is a fucking ship and you're the captain.
How do I know this works?
I've seen my guy friends do it successfully. But I truly realized the potential of this trick when one day I inadvertently found myself in Step 4-5 of the process :)
Listen, I'm not guaranteeing anything! All the steps are sequential, skipping even one could throw the entire work out of the window.
Happy wooing ;) Let me know how it goes?
18 comments:
Have you been reading The Game in mountainous tunnels?
Good stuff, could use more insight though. :)
that bad, huh?
I think you've recently prevented yourself from being manoeuvred. Or have you already been manoeuvred and now you're writing this piece to get over the guilt and shame!
Have you learnt to drive a motorcycle now?
Big thanks :))
A month is too long a time. Patience is not a virtue in such issues.
@Arch- does it really works even if chick is aware of dis ntire process.....???
If Yes ...den let me knw, i will try it on the chick who blogs about it.
@Anonymous: ha..ha..ha..i's too thinking on the same lines :
'cause it's not that everyday you find such a mad broad "...mad to live, mad to talk, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones that never yawn or say a commonplace thing.. but burn, burn, burn like roman candles across the night..."
@VK - Good kya? Will get to it!
Insight? Haha, that's talking like a true marketeer ;)
@GayDAD - I know you want me. Come on babbay.
@Nikhil - You know what, something like that! But that was many many years ago.
No, still haven't learn to drive the motorcycle :(
@Prasad - Anytime ;)
@Anon 1 - You could have it easier if you're hot.
@Anon 2 - Get in line!
@Nikhil(again) - Wait, are we still talking about me? o_O
@Atrisa: No. I's thinking about us :-P
Umm...I'm very confused now. Not in the brightest of my days :|
lol...i could just not stop laughing reading this post....enjoyed it!!!
rahul
Nice blog Atrisa!
And even nicer 'About me'.
:)
Sachin Garg
www.sachingarg.me
what if she has already read this post...will it still work :P:P
Geez ... most of the comments have summed up my thots ... neway, have tried ... and there are too many anons now ... and btw, neway to "cut the line" ;) ...
damn neat !!!
:-) :-)
4 weeks to get a woman. Thats not cool!
its not the 90s you know ;)
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