The title of this post is little misleading. Basically what I want to do is present this analogy that my brain created while having a conversation with a friend.
Statement
People in relationships are like pet dogs. Single people are like stray dogs.
How
Pet dogs have fixed timings for their meals. They know when they're getting some, how much amount, they like the food, sometimes they get a little variety too. They don't have to be insecure or stress over their next meal. These dogs are happy, don't snap a lot and pretty much focus on loving their family, which in turn makes them more lovable and harmless, not to mention mentally and physically beautiful.
Quite like people in relationships who get a healthy and regular dose of sex. Even the long distance relationship folks have better guarantee of their next time, even if it's 2 months or so. The odds are better than for a person who's single (unless you're a playa) They work better, are gentle, warm, also their skin always glows. They don't look desperate, putting their mouth everywhere, thus no chances of their reputation getting tarnished.
Stray dogs are vicious. They'll hunt for food everywhere. Clean, rotten, from the road, from a dumpster, it doesn't matter. Their standards are low as survival is key. There's no concept of quality control. And they constantly hope there's more where that came from.
We single people are like strays. Need I explain?
7 comments:
Brutally true... but yeah the "Darwinian" theory rounds it up pretty well..... to most it will look like "what is this #idonteven"....
Hahahha...loved it!! Good read.
*sigh*
So some stray dogs who are loveable are either celibate or have the life of a pet. The latter is the lucky one. Enjoys both being committed and single.
And the pets who turn wild are simply stuck in the wrong place...
That's the difference: Pet dogs love others. but stray dogs love themselves.
People lose track of themselves in relationships these days. Very little self-love.
and then one day comes and one thinks 'oh shit. this stray biz is the dumps'. and thats the end of the joyride.
Hmm interesting. Now thinking of the perfect combo :P
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